I live in Los Angeles, but yearn for a magic wand to whisk me away to literally anywhere else. I studied creative writing at the University of California, but it was one of those fancy-pants programs where everyone was writing Literature with a capital L and nobody was having fun. Needless to say, I did not fit in.
I’ve got two small kids, a husband and a cat—and all the dishrags, overflowing laundry baskets and legos to prove it.